Monday, November 30, 2009

My Gender Bender

“Jeta” The clock ticked slowly back and forth with a soothing rythem especially to someone who styed up till 1:00 am on a Sunday night.
“Jeta!” Mrs. Sanders yelled with a flick of her wrist and a clap of her long old yard stick. The crack made such a yelp it sounded like it was going to jump up and smack Mrs. Saunders right back
Jeta purcked her head up from her text book, but everyone knew Jeta Spades was not looking at her text book she was mearly writing hearts and stars on her hand that looked like notes… but were surly bunches of leters written together in dainty hand writing. “Were ancheant chineese polytheistic or monotheistic?” Mrs. Saunders repeated miserabley for about the 5th time in a row with still no right answer.
“Umm monotheistic” Jeta said sure of herself.
“And what are your facts to support your answer?” Mrs. Saunders asked overly eritated like she would rather be in bead with a box of bonbons and a diet cheery coke.
“Well,” Jeta thought “Monotheistic has Mon in it and Mon can sound like money and I have lots of money and chinesse are dirty and greedy and want more then they need, or that’s what my daddy tells me, and so I guess they need more worshipers.” Jeta sincerely thought that was exactly what Mrs. Saunders was looking for.
“Auctually,” Mary Reed piped in “Monotheistic means one and Mon has nothing to do with money at all. Chinese are far from greedy they have some of the best philosophers and inventors ever and your fathers a shame not to know that. So really they were Polytheistic meaning more then one god. Not worshipers.” Mary said with a glare her eye and a twitchy smile in her lip.
“Vary good” Mrs. Saunders said. “Now why don’t you stop talking before your foot gets stuck any farther down your throut they you just shoved it Mary” and then with a swoosh of her white gray hair Mrs. Saunders turned around and kept on teaching
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Jeta Spades is one of the most shallow, self obsorbed, big headed, snobby, cocky, teenybopper person to walk all 50 states inclueding porterrico. Her father is an embosidor in Egypt and her mother is a big shot executer for MTV. Who frankly think she’t hip and Sizzlin what ever that means. She has a SUPER anioing brother who seems to know everything and he really was not that bright to Jeta, but yet again he did ace her history exam. Jeta goes to a high class all girls 8th grade middle school. Gold earings and all she is 5 foot for brow haired skinny small footed and beautiful. Speeking of witch I’m pretty sure that she was just out shopping today.

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